Keep Out of My Way! (Hashtags for New Hearing Aids)

It’s that time of life again.  I’m breaking in new hearing aids before the old ones break down.  Although may be the first one to break down, and I know my family is on edge.  If you use hearing aids or cochlear implants, you know what I’m going through.

I’ve lost count of how many sets I’ve had since my first beige behind-the-ear model in 1975, but I’m guessing at least 10 iterations of hearing technology made by a Who’s Who of the hearing industry: Phillips, Unitron, Beltone, Starkey, Widex, and Oticon.  (If your company isn’t on the list, I’m open to donations.)

Regardless of who makes them, with every new set of aids, there’s always a breaking-in process that works on the principle of no pain, no gain. Sometimes, when the aids are replaced with the same style, the process is not so bad. But this time, I’m trying out a different model that looks different, feels different, and sure as heck SOUNDS DIFFERENT!  All the little knobs and switches are in different places and I’m constantly pawing at the side of my head looking for the program change or the volume control or the battery door.

But I love getting new hearing aids, it’s exciting! They are amazingly cool; they boost our hearing and connect us to other devices and people in ways we once would never have dreamed.  But it’s not as easy as getting a new car where you pay for it, put gas in it, buckle up and then step on the gas to a beautiful future together. No, it’s more like taking dance lessons for the first time. You and your hearing aid(s) have to get used to each other; there will be a lot of smashing into each other, painful foot-crunches, and wanting to go in opposite directions.  It takes more than a few lessons before the old bump and grind becomes a smooth tango.  The hearing healthcare professional usually must perform a series of tweaks on the fit, the venting, the volume, the programs, the highs, the lows and so forth. Then, when you first insert these new ear-babies, the brain just about loses its mind with the shock of the new information pouring in, before it settles down to the business of adapting to it (on no set timeline).

So, pity the poor user while the professional and the brain are tinkering at their jobs. Everything sounds ridiculously loud and different. We can’t imagine it will ever get better or be as comfortable as the old aids.  It takes time, patience and sometimes a fist through the wall before you and your hearing aids start tango-ing.

And then there are the unique frustrations of family and friends: it’s not easy living with a loved one who’s undergoing a brain transformation.

In an attempt to help anyone who may be going through this (again), I’m offering a few guidelines. And to emphasize the emotions behind them, I’ve added the popular hashtag used in today’s social media, which is the # sign, followed by the sentiment. For example, when I tell my family we’re about to once again climb on the hearing aid merry-go-round, the hashtag might be #carouselfromhell.  If this were a social media page, clicking on #carouselfromhell would take you to a site which lists all comments relating to the stressful merry-go-round.

Here we go.  During those weeks of  ‘getting used’ to new hearing aids:


Don’t breathe loudly. Especially through your mouth and that includes loud yawns. And if you’re breathing through your nose, clear the passage.  #whistlingnosesarenoisy


At dinner, the crashing sound of cutlery jars my nerves. #eatwithyourfingers


Before speaking, get my attention first. Then try saying two words to me, and if it’s not too loud, you may continue. #don’tbeahumanfoghorn #ignoreatyourownperil


Have patience with me, because I will have none with you. #truerwordswereneversaid  #i’mnotkidding


But don’t blame everything about my current bad mood on my hearing aids. I may snap at you for many reasons. #justbecauseyouexist


Don’t ask me if perhaps my old hearing aids were better?  I’m not putting us through this torture for the sheer pleasure of it.   #theydon’tlastforever


If you see me not wearing my aids, remind me to put them in, otherwise I won’t get used to them. #thengetoutofmyway


Keep me away from sharp knives and instruments. #becauseiwillstabtheaids


I don’t care that you can’t hear the TV. I say it’s too loud! #readthecaptions


Just remember, I’m getting new hearing aids so I can hear what you are saying. #becauseiloveyou


I think that about sums it up.  I’ll report on my progress in a month or two.





About Gael Hannan

The Better HearingConsumer addresses the personal experience of living with hearing loss. Editor Gael Hannan and her occasional guest bloggers explore every corner of the hearing loss life with humor and poignancy. Comment Policy   Gael Hannan, Editor Gael Hannan is an author, speaker and advocate on hearing loss issues. In addition to her weekly blog at the Better Hearing Consumer, which has a passionate international following,Gael has written two acclaimed books, “The Way I Hear It: A Life with Hearing Loss”and “Hear & Beyond: Live Skillfully with Hearing Loss”, written with Shari Eberts. She is regularly invited to present her uniquely humorous and insightful work to appreciative audiences around the world. Gael has received many awards for her work that advocates for individuals to become more knowledgeable and successful at dealing with their hearing loss and a more inclusive society for them to live in. She lives with her husband on Vancouver Island, Canada. Books and other media Hear & Beyond: Live Skillfully with Hearing Loss. Written with Shari Eberts and available anywhere books are sold. The Way I Hear It: A Life With Hearing Loss. Available through online bookstores. Unheard Voices, DVD, vignettes from the hearing loss life. Contact Gael Hannan to order.


  1. Are you able to share the manufacturer’s name of your new aids? Curious to see if it’s one of the brands that can be used with the iphone. Good Luck, Gael!

  2. I know I will need HAs soon because I am asking others to repeat more often than ever. Plus the TV is mushy sounding. Thank you for sharing your #learningcurve story and #ilovetodance analogy.

  3. Yes, you should always replace the hearing aid when it’s estimated service life is over, and well before it fails. It’s typically about 4 years, depending on how acid we are. Our acid seeps into the aid, corroding it, which sometimes can give a clue to it’s performance. The dealer can often recognize signs of deterioration. And yes, new features must always be fully explained by the Audi, and all the routine stuff, too — (we forget!). And most important, GO BACK to the dealer for adjustments. I rarely had any adjustment problems over 63 years with new hearing aids, just walked out and went happily from day one forward, with the usual followup visits. There were never any “20 minutes a day until I get used to them” nonsense in my life. I’m well known for detesting deafness, so my aids were ALWAYS on me — they were never taken off when I got home. My favorite first task with the new aid was to listen to “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” by the Tokens. It would always sound so much better than before, which told me I was doing OK. Our remarkable brains do adjust to our new aids, and it should not take more than a week. Naturally, it helps to actually wear the darn things. I’m cochlear now, so those days are over, and have entirely new adjustment problems. Those precious hashtags are wonderful!

  4. Having been wearing HAs for 65 years and now a CI since 2/15 – activated 3/15 – I simply take it as a normal part of my life and never really think about it. Happy to switch to CI as I now hear more than ever although the discrimination had not noticeably improved until last week when I was helping build a set and there was a radio tuned to a ball game and I suddenly realized I actually under stood a few words which never occurred with a HA and once I focused on the radio I understood even more.
    Am very happy to realize I am gaining some comprehension. As that has been a 65 year issue I welcome anything I gain. I still introduce myself as deaf w/o the CI and just confused with it on.
    Jim Mayfield

  5. Hang in there, Gael – you CAN get used to ’em! I’ve worn many kinds for the past 66 years and the hardest adjustment was from the analog to the digital! It was worth getting used to the new sound. That ‘ol brain does adjust (over time) to what it has forgotten.

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