Hearing Loss Isn’t Funny



hlaa-logoThis fall, I’m honoured to be featured in the Hearing Loss Association of America‘s magazine ‘Hearing Loss’.  HLAA has given me permission to share the article here. It’s a bit longer than my usual blogs, so feel free to stop reading if you get bored, or to read it in ‘bits’.  And it’s really not that long…hlm_sepoct2016_large


Keep your sense of humor. Experts say this is the trick to living well with hearing loss.

But – what if you don’t have one?

They say, you can learn to laugh at yourself.

What if you don’t WANT to, or CAN’T, or don’t know HOW? What if hearing loss has amputated your funny bone?

Hearing loss just isn’t funny. Quite the opposite; it drains us physically, emotionally and often financially. It’s not easy to guffaw at malfunctioning hearing aids, confused conversations and frayed relationships. Giggles don’t bubble from our lips when we make a comment and other people stop talking and give us the “you’ve got two heads” look. This means the discussion moved on to something else and we’re stuck in five minutes ago. (Why can’t someone announce a new topic with, “And now we shall talk about politics”?) 

Even people who are natural rays of smiling sunshine find it challenging to deal with a life-changing hearing loss. How many people, reeling from a 20 decibel drop in hearing, would say, “Gosh, isn’t that just my luck? Say, did you hear the one about the guy who couldn’t hear his wife…” 

 How was I supposed to laugh when a goofy mutt woke me up to show off his breakfast: my hearing aid, with bits of it still clinging to the doggy-curls of his chin? How to cough up an immediate chuckle at embarrassing mis-hears such as accepting a date, only to find the man had asked something quite different? Or when I delivered one of my famous non-sequiturs: “Mom, can you help me with an essay?” “That’s great, say hi to him for me.” 

windyAlmost every hearing loss joke is a variation on one or two basics – which the average person with hearing loss will hear about a thousand times in their lifetime. The first goes something like this: “What day is it?” “Thursday.” “Me too, let’s get a drink.” And if I had a dollar for every time I’ve asked, “Would you mind speaking up, I have hearing loss,” and the answer shoots back, “Pardon?”

We’re expected to laugh at all this? 

Yes. Because it helps. (And people with hearing loss can laugh in group conversations. We laugh when others laugh and stop laughing when they do. Admittedly, that’s not quite the same thing as a real sense of humor, and our bluffing usually just gets us into more trouble. Just saying that we do know how to laugh…)

Growing up in a small family – my parents, one sister and I – it was easy to understand dinner conversations because the kitchen table wasn’t big; someone’s lips were only two dinner plates away. Even so, I’d give goofy answers to something I thought I heard, which amused everybody but me. We laughed a lot, en famille, because my father said the Lord loves a cheerful idiot and he felt we all qualified.

But everything is funny, according to Will Rogers, when they happen to someone else. I see hearing people (especially the show-off types, who claim they can hear a pin drop two counties over) almost implode as they try to suppress a smile or laugh. But later, when we’re out of earshot – which is usually not too far away – they tell these stories. Our communication faux pas and verbal boo-boos make us the friendly butt of funny stories: “I told Gael we were worried about our son’s shyness, and she said thank heavens no one in her family has sinus trouble.” Har-de-har-har.

But hey, sometimes I laugh while the Hearing Husband doesn’t. He and I were living in a condo, waiting to move into our first house. He went to the lobby for some long-forgotten reason, and I closed the door after him and went back to watching a movie, which was loud. At some point, I might have vaguely wondered why he wasn’t back, but I was engrossed in the movie. At a momentary break in the noise, the phone rang beside me.


“IT’S ME!”

“Oh hi, honey. Where are you?”

“In the LOBBY using the entrance phone!”

“But what…OMG…did I lock you out?”

“YES…YOU…DID! I’ve been back and forth between the apartment, pounding on the door, and back down here, and calling up for a whole bloody half hour!”

C’mon, don’t you agree this was funny? I mean, it’s not like I locked him outside in a snowstorm in his underpants! The Hearing Husband is also not amused with the consequences when I don’t hear the water running. Our two-year-old somehow flipped on a sink tap without me seeing or hearing it, and the resulting flood knocked out our phone line and electric garage door opener for 24 hours. And we’re just starting to laugh about the recent flood in our camper when I didn’t quite turn the tap all the way off before going to bed. Mopping up at 4:30 in the morning definitely ain’t funny.us

Parenting with hearing loss is challenging. I was engaged in an up-the-stairs shouting match with my teenage son; would he please get a move on and pack his darn hockey bag! I felt a tap on the shoulder; he was behind me, hysterical at watching me yell and gesture up the stairs to an empty bedroom, while he’d been answering me from the basement – where he was packing his darn hockey bag. I hate getting caught out like that.

After a lifetime of hearing loss, this stuff still happens. Even with a commitment to good communication, hearing aids (and soon, a cochlear implant), I still have occasional bad hearing days when I seem to ask for repeats with every breath I take – and when I could swear that somebody just passed a law that all citizens must speak as unclearly as possible with Gael Hannan for 24 hours. On those days, I’m a self-centered, walking pity party.

But the next day, I can usually manage a whimpering smile at my day of bad hearing; a couple of days later, maybe a weak ha-ha. Eventually, the embarrassment and frustration fade to black, leaving the funny bits intact. (Admittedly, Digby the dog did look hysterical with hundreds of dollars’ worth of hearing aid hanging from his hairy face.)

In most cases, our hearing loss is permanent; we get to keep it – forever and ever, amen – and if we don’t find a way to laugh, all we’ve got left are frustration and tears. Comedian Bob Hope said, “I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”

It is possible to hone the hearing loss sense of humor, even if you think you don’t have one. The first step is understanding that you’re not the only one going through this; you share it with millions of people around the world. The next step is to connect with some of these people, either in person or on social media. Through HLAA and other consumer groups, you can share stories, some heartbreaking and some hilarious, which are universal; only the names, dates and locations are different.

Hearing aid feedback when someone leans in close for a kiss? We’ve been there, done that. Spent a sleepless night in a hotel, staring at the alarm clock and clutching the Shake-Awake in fear of missing your flight? Yup. Had to figure out if your man really just said, “Let’s get married” at 5 a.m. – when you didn’t have your hearing aids in? Okay, maybe that only happened to me (but lucky for him, I’m an ace speechreader).

Allan Klein, author of The Healing Power of Humor, wrote, “You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.” When hearing loss causes its inevitable, daily, communication breakdowns (some tiny, some big), we do what we can to get through them.

No, hearing loss isn’t funny – until you find the power to tell the joke on yourself. If you can’t, allow me to quote the famous t-shirt: ‘If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.’ 

We can laugh at our hearing loss. Just give us some time.  


About Gael Hannan

The Better HearingConsumer addresses the personal experience of living with hearing loss. Editor Gael Hannan and her occasional guest bloggers explore every corner of the hearing loss life with humor and poignancy. Comment Policy   Gael Hannan, Editor Gael Hannan is an author, speaker and advocate on hearing loss issues. In addition to her weekly blog at the Better Hearing Consumer, which has a passionate international following,Gael has written two acclaimed books, “The Way I Hear It: A Life with Hearing Loss”and “Hear & Beyond: Live Skillfully with Hearing Loss”, written with Shari Eberts. She is regularly invited to present her uniquely humorous and insightful work to appreciative audiences around the world. Gael has received many awards for her work that advocates for individuals to become more knowledgeable and successful at dealing with their hearing loss and a more inclusive society for them to live in. She lives with her husband on Vancouver Island, Canada. Books and other media Hear & Beyond: Live Skillfully with Hearing Loss. Written with Shari Eberts and available anywhere books are sold. The Way I Hear It: A Life With Hearing Loss. Available through online bookstores. Unheard Voices, DVD, vignettes from the hearing loss life. Contact Gael Hannan to order.


  1. Wonderful story and such true words!! Thank you Gail: it is because people like you we, the hearing impaired, are reminded that (self)humor is most important not to loose our minds!

    1. Hello Gael:

      Loved your article and despite the serious topic your humour continues to shine through. I have my own flooding story which only cost the insurance company $13,000.00. LOL! Good luck with getting your CI. I’ll look forward to hearing how you do with it and seeing you at the CHHA Conference in 2017. Bye for now!

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