Summer Tips for (Hard of Hearing) Dipsticks

I ask you. Who in their right minds would neglect their exquisitely high tech and internally delicate (not to mention expensive) hearing devices by exposing them to seawater, sticky sand and sloppy storage? 

The dictionary says that dipstick (ˈdipˌstik/) is a ‘stupid or inept person, but I think that’s a bit harsh for what we’re talking about. Like other humans, hard of hearing people (HoHs) sometimes make mistakes or don’t think things through. Also, accidents happen.

Summer weather and activities can mean bad news for hearing technology; we need to take a little extra care. As any self-respecting HoH knows, there are some basic rules to maintain healthy hearing aids, cochlear implant sound processors and other technical doo-dads:

 

 Keep ‘em clean.

 Keep ‘em dry.

 Make sure they fit properly.

 Know where they should be and where they are at all times.

 

The Clean Thing:

Don’t get sunscreen on your hearing aids. Clean your hands after slapping it on your skin, because technology doesn’t like slimy SPF50 getting in its microphones, or gritty sand getting in anywhere.

After a day in the summer sun, pamper your precious equipment by wiping off its surfaces, removing the batteries and letting it all get a good night’s desiccation in a drying aid.

Remember to change the wax guards more frequently than you probably do. (Or maybe it’s just me who only remembers about once a month.)

 

The Dry Thing:

Keep your hearing devices free of moisture. They don’t like baths, even sponge baths. Sweaty heads and hair means can send perspiration seeping into aids and processors. My first behind-the-ear hearing aids had thick (by today’s standards) tubing connecting the device to the earmold. Sometimes, I could see water bubbles in the tubes!  I’d unscrew the tubing and suck out the moisture…gahh!  Hearing aid breakdowns are often due to a buildup of moisture and crud inside, so be religious about protecting them. 

Use sweatbands or products specifically designed for wet activities. Or, if it’s practical, remove your technology before a wet or sweat-producing sport. I always carry a portable dry aid or other tight container with me wherever I go, just in case I have an unexpected urge to jump in a river.  After showering, my hearing aid doesn’t go back in until my ear canal is dry, and my sound processor waits a bit longer until my hair is dry. And every night, like the good HoH that I am, I put my techno-stuff into my big electric drying aid. (Some nights I even remember to turn it on!)

I swim deaf. Cochlear gave me a kit so I could swim and hear at the same time; I’m sure it works like a charm, but I’ve been too nervous to try it. Actually, I don’t swim much, and when I do, I don’t talk much. Friends and family understand my basic sign language such as, “you swim on without me, I’m happy paddling in the shallows”, or “the water’s freezing, I’m going in”. Then I just sit on the dock with a cool drink, technology in place, trailing my feet in the water. The only problem is that I’m usually one glass of wine ahead of my friends at happy hour.

 

The Protection Thing:

When your aids and processors aren’t in your ears, make sure you know where they are, secure and safe from all the evils that threaten them. Do NOT just stuff them, naked and unprotected, into your purse or beach bag. If I did that, I’d be a nervous wreck, checking them every two minutes, the way a traveler keeps touching their passport to make sure it’s still there. 

Protecting your head from sunburn and injury is important but my new sound processor has caused some problems. I jammed my favorite little Italian straw hat on my head and it knocked off my Kanso sound processor (thank goodness for the hair clip attaching it to my hair), so I’m looking for a new hat. My bike helmet didn’t like my processor either. Since concussions are nasty things, I left the processor at home and my right-side hearing aid pulls double-hearing-duty, supplemented with a bike mirror, super-vigilance and a Hearing Husband.

I’m sure every HoH has hearing horror stories about their technology and outdoor activities. My friend Brian went snorkeling with his brand new, teeny-weeny hearing aids, one of which became fish food. He managed to save the second. The rest of us HoH dipsticks wouldn’t be that lucky.  

If you’ve got some cool or hot summer tips for people with hearing loss, I’d love to hear them. In the meantime – enjoy a summer of safe hearing!

About Gael Hannan

Gael Hannan is a writer, speaker and advocate on hearing loss issues. In addition to her weekly blog for HearingHealthMatters.org, which has an international following, Gael wrote the acclaimed book "The Way I Hear It: A Life with Hearing Loss". She is regularly invited to present her uniquely humorous and insightful work to appreciative audiences around the world. Gael has received many awards for her work, which includes advocacy for a more inclusive society for people with hearing loss. She lives with her husband on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada.

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Sue

When you discover a Kanso friendly hat please post it. I knocked off my silver gray Baha with a straw hat when it caught on a tree branch and spent a frantic half hour searching for it in little silver gray rocks. Its leash didn’t help at that force.

Darren Farrell

Fantastic! Some great tips here. Hearing Aids are valuable (not just in terms of money).